boston has contaminated tap water and it’s RUINING my life.

yesterday, we took our quad-weekly trip to the chinatown mcdonalds and they couldn’t serve us any food because it was all prepared with water. hannah got the LAST cheeseburger.

today, hannah and molly and park (though she went and nerded out) walked to 8 different convenience stores including downtown convenience (where they store the bread next to the baby shampoo, etc) to get italian ice. because hannah wanted italian ice, NOT A SNOW CONE. AND EVERYWHERE WAS OUT.

then we went back to mickey Ds, thinking we could get diet coke. HOW NAIVE WE WERE.

bottled water is out everywhere, but i stocked up last night. 

kindly, school has boiled water and put it into a spigoted container in my lobby. i tried it, thinking of the free water of my old life, cucumber flavored and icy. tasted like lukewarm sulphur. tasted like fountain of youth water. which i’ve drank twice. my immortality is the only thing that will get me through aquapocalypse.