it's okay

people have told me this, at the very least

Notes

I AM POSITIVE THIS IS JUST A FLANNERY O'CONNOR STORY HE READ ONE TIME

from an elle magazine interview with tracy morgan
elle:
have you ever seen anything after taking off a woman's clothes that has freaked you out enough to stop?
tm:
no. but when i was 17, i had sex with a woman with a wooden arm. it was shaped like it was holding a cup. and it was painted red. and in my mind i was like, oh shit! but i did it anyway
elle:
so you're telling me that this woman had a red wooden cup holder for an arm, and you only noticed it once she was naked?
tm:
yeah, man. it was at a house party, and she had her coat on.