it's okay

people have told me this, at the very least

Notes

i woke up to this in my inbox from my mom:

assumed it was me.

wrong-o.

it is my dog:

my parents hired an ex-navy seal to train my dog, who is actually just kind of bizarre and not actually rowdy. he featured him on his website.

bothered how the navy blue seal put my dogs name in quotes, like he doesn’t exist or like he’s making fun of him. 

cannot speak for the identities of the other dogs or the bitty in the tank top.