May 2010
20 posts
season 1 hiatus
i think i need to take a little tumblr break. i’m in the unique position where i am now spending a lot of time with the people back home that i used to write this for, and the people that i am writing this for now i am able to communicate a lot more eloquently and personally on the telephone or through email.
i’ll be back on here but a lot is changing. i will say that i am...
as long as we're still up
yeah sooo.
amy has natty ice flavored chapstick. i took this pic over a ping pong table so it would look hchs.
it truly was.
cheating at bananagrams
later on they did some sexy things, took a couple photographs, and carved them into tiny wood reliefs.
this bacon/sausage combo was my last dinner in the dining hall. nothing topped it except churro day but then i had to lie down for...
this is a real post
i’ve been bad at tumblr lately. i stopped needing it for awhile because i was busy//then when i got home, my friends stopped needing it because i was with them. not that anybody ‘needed’ my tumblr. but we all love the internet generally.
i started babysitting. i took my lil friend to hockey practice today and sat through it, in the same rink where my neck (maybe, possibly) got...
first day on the job today babysitting for some adorbz children. i forgot that people in respectable suburban illinois do not frequently dress like i have been dressing for the past 5 months, AKA hobocamp headquarters. i’m trying to put pants on but really, they’re so hard to work with.
anywayz, i’ll let you know.
in the meantime and forever read this:
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Mother’s Day At Chili’s: A Play By Carles →
hipsterrunoff:
Characters:
Mom: Mother of the family Son: A relatively alt son, back from design school for the summer, pissed to be back in suburbia named Chaz Daughter: Entry level alt tween named…
i want to catch tumblr up on my IRL life but it may be too soon.
i was honestly going to take advantage of all of the perks of home tonight, like my dog and my bath tub and coors lite bought by vague former classmates, but all i could do was eat a burrito. now i’m in my bed and very very ready to sleep since it’s been about 30 hours since i’ve done that.
so i guess i’ll try. i’m not going to attempt to brush my hair tonight. or...
conan seems real real sad →
also, happy (vol)D(emort)-day
#aquapocalypse
boston has contaminated tap water and it’s RUINING my life.
yesterday, we took our quad-weekly trip to the chinatown mcdonalds and they couldn’t serve us any food because it was all prepared with water. hannah got the LAST cheeseburger.
today, hannah and molly and park (though she went and nerded out) walked to 8 different convenience stores including downtown convenience (where they...
April 2010
72 posts
so your mother came to get you
because that’s what mothers do
left your neighborhood in pieces
reduced to rubble and debris
driving back to the suburbs in her suv
I AM POSITIVE THIS IS JUST A FLANNERY O'CONNOR...
from an elle magazine interview with tracy morgan
elle: have you ever seen anything after taking off a woman's clothes that has freaked you out enough to stop?
tm: no. but when i was 17, i had sex with a woman with a wooden arm. it was shaped like it was holding a cup. and it was painted red. and in my mind i was like, oh shit! but i did it anyway
elle: so you're telling me that this woman had a red wooden cup holder for an arm, and you only noticed it once she was naked?
tm: yeah, man. it was at a house party, and she had her coat on.
When you said you loved me, did you really love me...
fuckyeahtimkasher:
(via andreaisace)
I’M THE SHEEP IN A PLEATED SKIRT.
“Freakytona: Noun. A female, usually Hispanic, of questionable moral character.”
– (via cabronacassy)
attacking all my social mediaz
does anyone at emerson/in boston want to buy a mini fridge from me for super super super cheap? or have friends that want to?
illinois don’t NEED mini fridges.
pls contact me @ clairecarusillo@gmail.com or on facebook or like on the street or whatever
i've been a reblogging/bullet point queen for the...
so i’mma give it to you straight.
i can’t write anymore because i focus all my energy into not sleeping and not making sense. i haven’t put on real clothes in about 4 days. also if we’re being honest right now, haven’t really been wearing underoos either.
i’m taking apart my dorm and i’m scared to sleep at night because all the walls are...
i'm not sure what else i'll remember about my...
AAAAHHHH
rhian:
so one of my fave blogs fuckyeahdisneyfacts blogged something about even stevens..so i IMDB’d it and please look at beans before and after… OMG.
caution: please keep away from your children.
beans
we talked about our childhoods like a dream we...
that perfect, peaceful street that we came from
are you fucking kidding me, hulu?
UH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN APOSTROPHE AND QUOTATION MARKS.
all most of the things i miss about home right now, i could access fairly easily in boston. but i like having a car and i like to be able to listen to a cd made up entirely of cher, the carpenters, and the hold steady while i’m accessing them.
i want
chipotle
forever 21
tanning
a couch
isn’t taylor swift supposed to be our feminist hero because she writes mean things about ex-boyfriends?
why are all of her top-40 hits concerning
her buying a white dress
he asking her dad for her hand in marriage
u belong 2 me
a lot of vague fairy tale imagery
i woke up to this in my inbox from my mom:
assumed it was me.
wrong-o.
it is my dog:
my parents hired an ex-navy seal to train my dog, who is actually just kind of bizarre and not actually rowdy. he featured him on his website.
bothered how the navy blue seal put my dogs name in quotes, like he doesn’t exist or like he’s making fun of him.
cannot speak for the identities of...
down the oubliette
with all the old things that you let yourself forget
in that one archie comic a lot of years back
where archie was supposed to pick betty or veronica (not the recent one, like in 2001 probably), there’s an ultimate showdown.
it ends in “well, archie, which do you prefer, blondes or brunettes?”
and archie says, “neither. REDHEADS.”
CUE CHERYL BLOSSOM.
well guess what. the second i got that archie in the mail (still surprised my mom let us get the...
